You guys all know Dan Bergstein, right? How could you not? He's only the bestest (yes, it's a word!), the funniest, the wittiest person in the whole entire world, only second to his brother, who makes laser beams (more on his brother in another column on Dan's relationship with his brother)!
Anyways, Dan Bergstein has recently fell in love with a Twilight character, a werewolve named Seth Clearwater. I sense that the relationship is quite strong, only second to Dan's feelings for Emmett. I know this not only because Dan wrote it in his awesome blog (http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/05/14/blogging-eclipse-part-25) , but because I sensed it with my relationship sensing powers. You're smiling, right? I hear you smile with your voices, I love loud smiles, it's the best kind. Dan does it too when he hears about my powers.
Back to the relationship. Dan loves Seth Clearwater because Seth is an awesome werewolve. He rips off Riley's arms and kills him and might have eaten him. I'm not sure, I can't read minds, I need to get Aro for that. Hold on...
Just conformed, Seth ate Riley.
Seth also loves Dan. Seth loves Dan, just like everyone else, because Dan is the bestest, funniest, and wittiest person in the whole entire world.
Coming soon next time on Marcus's Trashy Gossip Blog: Aro and Edward
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"Back to the relationship. Dan loves Seth Clearwater because Seth is an awesome werewolve. He rips off Riley's arms and kills him and might have ate him. I'm not sure, I can't read minds, I need to get Aro for that. Hold on..."
ReplyDeleteSomething is not right in this part. More werewolves, one werewolf. And it's might have eaten. You see?
-dies of happiness-
ReplyDeleteCan't wait! XD
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